What’s going on his head?

I have been asked this question quite a few times and never really had an answer.
Recently my granddaughter introduced me to “Minions”. They appear in the “Despicable Me” films and are small yellow creatures that have existed since time began. They are the funniest people I have ever seen but unfortunately humans cannot understand a word they say.
So with their help I’m going to try over the following weeks and months to answer the question “What’s going on in my head”.
Not to be taken too seriously and I hope to put a smile on one or two peoples lips.

I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain.
On the left side there’s nothing right and on the right side there’s nothing left.

See you soon !!!!!